Don’t Squat With Your Spurs On: A Cowboy’s Guide to Life by Texas Bix Bender

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Remember, even a kick in the caboose is a step forward.

Coolness and a steady nerve will always beat simple quickness. Take yer time and you’ll only need to pull the trigger once.

A book of homily, with the above being a good example.

One quote per page makes this fly fast.

Jovial but non-essential.